Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

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biro lad

when in the library at university you observe someone who goes through an entire biro pen in 13 hours. True lad.

Dude did you see that biro lad? He's on biro number 2 and its only 8pm!

by cheeky charlie 18 January 17, 2011

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Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.

Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"

by Iwin..... January 24, 2011

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Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011

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billy lad

English for...
1. a horrible, skeffing, mank, who rekons they are the shit, when in actual fact they are nothing more than just a peice of shit.

2.a male charver (or chav as you southerners might say)

3.a way to greet male or butch females in a friendly manner (as long as they are your mates, if not prepare to be pounded on)

1. you are a fucking rank billy lad mate!

2. ere mate look at the billy lad ower there with his fuckin tinnies! why aye man!

3. areet billy lad, long time nee see. you areet like hew?

by tweaked October 1, 2007

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