shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.

Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!

by poirotgrl July 21, 2019

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Bro knot

1. A group of men who's genitals are tied together.
2. A group of men hugging.

Dude dont dance so close to me, i dont want to get intona "bro knot."

by Aspryin October 10, 2019

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pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 13, 2017

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Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

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Ack knot

Any person with a bun or top knot ponytail to be used as a handle to forcibly drive your penial area down their throat until they ack , ack, ack, ack......

I grab Jason mamoa's ack knot ,he opened his mouth and I entered and he went ack, ack ,ack .

by Footlong giver March 12, 2023

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