muddy hitler

I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass

I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler

by KC DIRT April 23, 2014

Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016

Hitler-effect

1) A extreme rise and fall in power
2) A dictator

Man 1: Remember Trump when he was president?
Man 2: Welp, that's the Hitler-effect for you.

by Blitz_ April 12, 2021

The Hitlers Bunker

A hybrid sex move that consists of a Dirty Sanchez immediately followed by a Dutch Oven. The victim/lover may now emerge from the bunker with their stylish Hitler 'stache.

My wife asked if we could get tickets to the next Dane Cook stand-up special. Instead, I gave her The Hitlers Bunker and told her it was time we see other people.

by Its science April 28, 2016

Inverse Hitler

When you grow an entire beard and moustache but shave a small rectangle out from your upper lip.

Dante: "dude did you see Jeremy did the inverse Hitler?"

Sally: "hells yeah man it's some awesome facial hair!"

by Kosh Jeller November 2, 2017

Stinky Hitler

Another way to create a stinky Hitler is after sodomy, you transfer the shit by dotting the upper lip under the nose with the head of the shit covered penis

She was such a bitch, After I pulled out of her ass I gave her a stinky Hitler

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.

History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.

by Seashelp July 25, 2016