Christmas; Hanukkah.
A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.
You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
Get the Atheist Children Get Presents Daymug. A smug prick who thinks that he’s better and smarter than everyone else simply for being an atheist, who also shits on others for believing in a higher power. They typically are fat, sweaty, have neckbeards, wear fedoras, have dyed hair, or a weird haircut/style, or some combination of the above.
“Dear Diary, I spent my whole day on Reddit mocking others for believing in God, how do the see people not understand that they are idiots for not being atheists and that being an unhappy fatass is better than believing in something greater than humanity?”
by Retr0625 December 20, 2021
Get the Atheistmug. by Stupid Af July 25, 2021
Get the Atheistmug. A pragmatic atheist is someone who actively pursued an understanding of theism by delving into the study of diverse religions and spiritual practices, ultimately arriving at atheism through a methodical process of elimination. Their rejection of theism may be grounded in practical, prudential, or moral considerations. This journey involves critically evaluating religious beliefs and doctrines, weighing evidence, coherence, and ethical implications. For pragmatic atheists, atheism emerges not as a mere rejection born of emotional bias, but rather as a reasoned stance based on thoughtful inquiry and assessment of available knowledge.
by anonymous March 28, 2024
Get the Pragmatic Atheistmug. People who believe dieties do not exist.
They're not people who don't "believe in god" or have no confidence in god. They're people who think god doesn't exist. Period.
They're not people who don't "believe in god" or have no confidence in god. They're people who think god doesn't exist. Period.
by Anwpyn September 7, 2021
Get the Atheistmug. A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"
Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"
by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023
Get the safety atheistmug. Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.
by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023
Get the spicy atheistmug.