To probe your partner with a stick or something similar, and shove it so far up their rectum that they begin to bleed and their eyeballs pop out of their skulls. CAUTION: Your arm may require cleansing afterwards.
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
Get the Alienatedmug. Alien: 17×3=51.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024
Get the Alienmug. guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"
by ticorza September 12, 2023
Get the Alien Hominid Invasionmug. To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.
Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.
by Some Queer Weirdo November 8, 2021
Get the alien gogglesmug. by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020
Get the alien mayonaisemug. mememeeqjbk dcehhkbvajhkefbvekfjhwvhwfeuhkvbtewjhkbvwkjhwfrbvuhifdbvghksrfbvkuhdfsvbushdvbdfuhvbsdguhgvfhurw ngh~
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by baldnora January 8, 2024
Get the alienmug. sexy.
me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:
by I’m a human September 25, 2021
Get the alien vomitmug.