grundel bite

(n) When a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.

Dude, I coughed so hard from that smoke that I got grundel bite.

I doubled over from that grundel bite; I swear I thought my grundel was going to rip open!

by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005

cock bite

Where you get a blow job and your lass chokes on your dick and bites. Ouch!!!

Ma lass giv me a cock bite last nite dude u dont wanna try it.

by azza.06 July 2, 2006

Beatle Bite

When you put your fingers up the vagina and anus then...snap.

I made her bleed when i used the beatle bite.

by william ferguson July 31, 2007

Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

by Hard Hat Harold February 8, 2010

tiger bite

When a tiger bites you

"Did you see that bite Josh had?"
"Yeah, a tiger bit him, it's a tiger bite"

by door knob February 1, 2008

bite me

An awesome inslut aimed at those of the "lower" forms of goth culture.

IE Emo's

As in "Bite Me Emo Boy"

by Drakin StormHeart September 5, 2006

Dino Bite

The crust from the A$$.

Damn that shit smells like <Dino Bite> do you smell it , it kinda smells liike Amy.

by aberham jinkens (nigga frm black hill) February 12, 2004