Tayloring

The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..

Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.

by crt1979 October 25, 2009

Tayloring

When someone is thrid wheeling

Cate, Tanner, Courtney and Jacob were on a double date and Taylor showed up. "Jez she tayloring hard"

by Jerimaha February 10, 2017

taylor

cunt

Taylor is a cunt

I fucked the cunt

by jdcblajdbaiduch August 4, 2016

The Taylor

When a girl fucks herself with a hotdog with two guys in the room and the hotdog breaks off in her and one guy fucks her in the ass while the other trys to eat the part of the hotdog that got stuck

"baby im feelin kinky lets do the taylor"

by GUY!!! May 5, 2009

taylor

a girl who nobody liked before she got boobs and contacts. she was nerd who later bloomed into a heartbreaker. she is modest because she was used to the teasing when she was younger. she loves nature and the occasional sport. she thinks every boy is a jerk and wonders if true love still exists. she has a bit of a temper and wears her emotions on her sleeve. she doesnt want a boyfriend, but she wants to be loved by a boy other than her father.

boy who broke her heart:Woah, Taylor?
taylor: maybe.
boy who broke her heart: wow. you wanna go get some pizza?
taylor: skrew you asshole.

by boy who broke her heart March 8, 2009

Taylorized

A very painful experience, that could happen once, twice or three times a year (at least). It could involve anything from public humiliation to the feeling of depression. Best cure, Shawarma place.

Man, that quiz was sooooooooo bad. I got Taylorized.

Dude, I got so Taylorized today, I can't sleep, every time I try I wake up screaming.

by reactions June 11, 2010

taylor

a diamond earring, especially a large one.

"I come to school with a Taylor on my earlobe."

Luniz, "I Got 5 On It"

by Gary Peeples September 13, 2006