Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

Golden Trout

A redfish on someones hat, that swears up and down it's not a redfish.

Everyone loves Paul's Golden Trout hat.

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 18, 2022

Catching Trout

A term used in replace of picking up or hitting on chicks. Basically 'catching trout' is a term men used when wanting to express their or another's skills with the ladies.

Brad: Damn Look at Ryan over there he's surrounded by women
Chad: I know right, Ryan's catching trout

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

Crinkleneck trout

Crinkleneck trout is a colloquial term for cylindrical shaped feces.

Oops! I totally forgot to flush that crinkleneck trout. lol. You're welcome.

by Lunch Meat September 19, 2018

Trout in the well

Pregnant

Conragulations, I heard you have a trout in the well.

by Rowdy burns June 2, 2018

trout fingers

One with the fingers of a trout. Normally for those who brag about fingering people often and in the afternoon.

"Yeah, my girl is so hot dude. I fingered her last night."
"Nice little trout fingers"

by Trout Fucker Mac Demarco 69 April 2, 2018

jelly trout

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

by Teratogen December 4, 2010