trouserjob

A handjob over the trousers. When a girl wanks you off with your trousers on.

Michael's girlfriend gave him a wicked trouserjob last night!

by courtjesta November 19, 2023

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024

Trouser mole

a penis

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

tRoUsErBoiNg!

The rapid and unexpected sensation of pitching an instantaneous trouser tent when intensely aroused.

Did you see Hilly in Cafe Benidorm last night? tRoUsErBoiNg!

by anonymous December 18, 2024