The Pick A State Game

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.

"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."

by Shlappy March 27, 2010

Picking up green

To aquire pot/weed/marujuana typically from a dealer. Basically, collecting weed from someone.

"Bob should be picking up green in about an hour."

by Icepie September 16, 2006

pick up the tab

To pay for the bill; to take the check, usually at the end of a meal.

Every time I have dinner with Chris, he always makes me pick up the tab.

by VAKI5 May 11, 2005

pick me girl

One of the most ANNOYING type of girls i've ever known. They basically try to embarrass other girls in front of guys, they would most likey do ANYTHING for attention. Also act different aroud guys to "prove" they're different than the others, mostly by talking about how she can play every sport, loves skating, etc.

Example 1:
-Pick me girl & friend chatting while some guys walk towards them-
Pick me girl: Starts acting different and pushes friend

-Looks over to guys for approval-
Friend: Ow wtf!
Pick me girl: Oh haha! Sorry i guess im just strong!

Example 2

-Friend falls-
Pick me girl: -would normally help her but she saw some guys from her class sitting on a bench close to them- HHAHAHAAHAH *friends name* DID YOU JUST REALLY FELL OVER THAT LITTLE ROCK? LMAO.

(sorry if its bad spelling)

by efootje September 07, 2021

jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.

Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."

by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 26, 2010

Pick me Teacher

That one teacher NO ONE likes. Unlike a pick me girl/boy, Instead of seeking male/female approval they seek student approval. They always talk about their personal life infront of their students during class as if they asked. They will ALWAYS try so hard to be funny but it just ends up being cringe. Some are nice and some are just rude asf and try to be "not like the other teachers". They are self absorbed and over-dramatic. They are so desperate for attention to the point they have to ask students sometimes if they like their teaching or if they are a good teacher. They humiliate students ALOT. They cry and have meltdowns infront of their students over small things. Alot of them are millenials who try to act more "genZ" so they can fit in, but it just makes others cringe.

Oh. And not to mention that they are white.

"have you heard of ms.Hoodberry? Yea, She's such a pick me teacher. Yesterday she had a meltdown over a students water bottle."

"I never knew pick me teachers could exist until i met ms. Hoodberry"

by XUXULIXD February 28, 2022

PICK UP THAT COTTON

In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.

Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".

by alminkäser January 18, 2021