The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
by renstar July 05, 2015
The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.
by Ryudomo August 31, 2010
a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca
Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player
Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player
Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
by comedy man January 09, 2023
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.
by Kosmik March 30, 2010
by Uraavacado August 31, 2021