Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.

"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!

by thvniggv March 30, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

by thebear424 June 11, 2018

THEE Mods Thoughts

To be the most glorious being to cross the mortal realm. Truly a phenomenal entity of creativity, beauty, graciousness, and vigor in all aspects.

Man 1: Bro she’s just like THEE mods thoughts.
Man2: bro u gotta marry her

by Nemeus June 14, 2025

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

Thought Anarch

An edgy, or punk, way of saying "free thinker" or "liberty minded."

Tom is a thought anarch; he researches everything for himself instead of blindly following.

by jborg_arts February 8, 2023

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 14, 2015