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Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.
I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.
by growler666 March 21, 2011
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Therapitize

Today at my therapy job i therapitize a crazy chick.
by Ebony1997 May 2, 2011
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Joe therapist

Its where you threaten the freshman with anal and go as far as to buy condoms and break into their room in the middle of the night.
that guy is such a Joe therapist, he covered Greg in gel while he slept.
by Andrew therapist June 20, 2008
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THCerapy

After my near death experience, what I really needed was some THCerapy.
by KIAALEXIZZZZ January 17, 2008
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Therapathetic

The quality of guilty, half-assed inability to curtail psychotherapeutic treatment sessions, in part due to one’s concern that one’s therapist really needs the money from one’s weekly sessions. Therapathetic-ness is often exhibited in last minute phone cancellations of appointments, and further exacerbated when one’s therapist attempts to reschedule.
Jennifer was so therapathetic that she didn't have the balls to tell her psychotherapist her services were no longer needed.
by 007.thurston February 9, 2009
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The Therapist

Have you heard J.Cole aka The Therapist?
by sgtpepper217 November 17, 2017
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Marlene the therapist

Bhad bitch, the bestest friend you could ever have. She helps you out when you have mental breakdowns and bullied you hardcore, but it’s all love. She also has almost the same exact life as you do, like a whole ass creep 🙄 and she has a very loving boyfriend who she will marry and have kids with🥺
Marlene the therapist is a bitch ass fucking hoe... but I love her
by bhadbitch23 April 16, 2020
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