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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
mugGet the Kettle Snipermug.

stream sniper

A mid gamer with virgin skills that decides to go troll on someones stream. Its basically a cod fanboy that wants attention cause they have no dad and they are trash. Stream snipers also use cheats to win because they are lazy, fat, and diabetic.
Streamer: Who just killed me?

Streame#2: It was a stream sniper, its the same guy again.

Streamer: Trash mfer get a life.
by getgudnubs January 17, 2025
mugGet the stream snipermug.

blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face
It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)
by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019
mugGet the blind snipermug.

sm0ked sniper

A YouTube who has the name of Tyler Waxler and has made no memes at all besides "that's when you realized your dick fell off" and is refereed to the names of skinny wanker gay retard or just fucking stupid
Hey Sm0ked Sniper just made a new video!
I'm gonna type skinny wanker in the comments
by Sm0ked Sniper December 29, 2016
mugGet the sm0ked snipermug.

Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021
mugGet the Pimp Snipermug.

snorkel sniper

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles
Little Johnny said his friend is a snorkel sniper.
by Mrssc October 23, 2013
mugGet the snorkel snipermug.

Sniper's eye

1. Someone who has very distinguishing vision.

2. A compliment for long vision.
1. My friend has a sniper's eye and can tell the difference between almost anything!
2. You have a nice sniper's eye.
by Omair1962 September 25, 2023
mugGet the Sniper's eyemug.

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