safe head

It was 1 night I was so horny, I let this guy give me safe head.
by TAP26 June 30, 2021
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safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.
I'm dying for some safe touch.
by Meow meow kitty cat March 17, 2018
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safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.
safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.
by S2DM July 19, 2021
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Safe zone

Somewhere nobody disagrees, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everybody is like minded, and there are no bigots, misgynists, chauvinists, racists, or homophobes allowed, and everything is sanitised. The food is all vegan because it's the one and only right way to eat.
The restaurant is a safe zone and the country is turning into one, it is not possible for anyone to get knocked down, fall, or die there, because the dangers are somewhere else.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.
I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023
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safe edgy

Edginess that skirts the line of demonetization and actually hurting people's feelings. Effectively edginess while exclusively "punching up".

Safe edgy people joke about white people and white counties like Italy, France, England etc. but never say actual racial slurs. Might say "faggot" if they're gay or gay-adjacent but only use it in a positive tone or aggressive tone towards people who aren't gay. They occasionally make jokes about "zionists" and Jews but claim to not be anti-semitic.
Idubbbz went from being actually edgy to only being safe edgy in a few years due to his wife and Youtube pushing against his edginess.
by Anon E. Mouz August 20, 2024
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