Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.

Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.

by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021

Muff Rake

The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.

She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.

by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2022

muff scrunch

One grabs a muff and scrunches it - using a motion you would to scrunch paper. Can also be followed up with scratch and sniff.

I got muff scrunched this morning.

by SpudDud December 9, 2016

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

by ff9001 October 16, 2010

muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

by Bob H January 16, 2007

muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 2, 2008

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007