Campania corn loaf

When one drops a massive steamer in the Campania district in Tasmania

Dude I went to Tassie and dropped the worst Campania corn loaf I have ever seen it would a wombat squint at 1 kilometer away

by The Wodger April 5, 2019

Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

by TaoNZen December 28, 2022

loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.

man, Abbie is such a loaf

by vagilord December 17, 2007

Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.

15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.

by Phil Beev July 4, 2012

loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.

"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."

by Merpface April 26, 2014

Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉

Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf

by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021

incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction

I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!

by torosgirl February 19, 2009