by Cool beans 69 December 3, 2019
Get the why am i hornymug. A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!
by sanzil November 7, 2015
Get the why the fuck you lyingmug. A play off of The Dark Knight's famous line "Why so serious?". The phrase is said in response to something that is blatantly secular, leaving any and all religion completely out of the picture, even when it doesn't make sense.
The other day I saw a (not-so-) Christmas card with the words "Happy Holidays" and a picture of a cactus wreath on it. Why so secular?
by NobodyInParticular... November 8, 2009
Get the why so secular?mug. a band of five pretty decent guys who were better when they weren’t as popular. now they’re all in it for the fame and money and they’re all dating gold diggers like kay cooke, and tate dahl. gabbie is the most amazing person ever but that’s besides the point. they’re not that good anymore. their music has gone down the trash. it’s absolute shit
*one year ago*
person 1: hey what band is that ? they’re pretty good
person 2: oh that’s why don’t we. they’re an amazing band and yada yada yada
*now*
person 1: ew what band is that they’re trash
person 2: oh i know. it’s this band that i used to like called why don’t we.
person 1: why do you still listen to them then ?
person 2: because i have no way of getting my money back for this shit show
person 1: hey what band is that ? they’re pretty good
person 2: oh that’s why don’t we. they’re an amazing band and yada yada yada
*now*
person 1: ew what band is that they’re trash
person 2: oh i know. it’s this band that i used to like called why don’t we.
person 1: why do you still listen to them then ?
person 2: because i have no way of getting my money back for this shit show
by asdfghjkl_qwerty March 19, 2019
Get the why don’t wemug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Why is my dad gone?mug. Because 7 8 9
by Gymnast 04 July 18, 2017
Get the why is 6 afraid of 7?mug. “Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”
“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”
“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"
by Smokyoin April 12, 2021
Get the Why are you locked in the bathroom?mug.