south park republican

A person who subscribes to the libertarian ideology but tends to support (within the American two-party system) the republican party due mostly to personal opposition to the democratic party. So named for the Comedy Central animated cartoon that espouses this ideal within its content.

As a libertarian, I'm not too fond of the republican party, but the democratic party is much worse. I thereby think of myself as a South Park Republican.

by Spuddie April 14, 2008

southern pines

a town in north carolina where rich old men live and play golf

That rich guy from down the street plays golf in Southern Pines.

by ladylove521378 December 15, 2008

maine south high school

Where you are asked the question at least 5 times a day "can i hit your j?"

Johnny: "Yo can I hit your J?"
Mark: "I don't have it."
Johnny:"BULL SHIT MARK!"
Mark: Its maine south high school dude

by jenwar November 14, 2017

South America

The place where the people are BEAUTIFUL, PROUD, and WARM, where the sites are BREATH-TAKING, where culture LIVES, and there is always a PARTY near by!

Including these countries: Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Brasil, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay, Guayana, Surinam, Guyana

by AJ March 8, 2004

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

south aiken high school

a school where you are either a rich ass person or you're a pot head. sometimes, both. occasionally normal people. almost won state twice, but our quarterback threw the chance away twice and is now at a D2 school with the best running back in the state. our soccer team is legit, girls though, the boys suck. golf is not a sport. swimming does pretty good. volleyball games are only gone to to see some ass. the cheerleaders are mostly whores who have sex with their bestfriends ex or are boy crazy. some are legit. this is the worst school to possibly attend because we have a milkdud as our principal. oh we have coach waters as a legend who had sex with a student. only thing we have going is our football team. and that's barely good this year. so unless you are rich and/or like drugs, don't come here.

person 1: hey I am transferring to south aiken high school this year
person 2: are you a pot head or are you rich?
person 1: no I heard the teachers are very hands on there ;)

by bootysniffer6969 August 22, 2018

Texas Southern University

An HBCU in Houston, Texas. Its origins can be traced to Heman Sweatt, an African-American who applied to the University of Texas Law School in the 1940's. The university did not admit blacks. Rather than admit him, the state of Texas created an entire university and law school for blacks, which eventually came to be known as Texas Southern University and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law.

I'll be attending Texas Southern University in the Fall.

by GilGam April 17, 2010