Swedish white chocolate

A commonly used type of sex in Sweden but has been modernized in America. Used to be a form of sex where some boy sticks his dick in melted shit and fucked a bitch up her ass and made his best friend eat it and told him it was chocolate. Also known as Penichocolate in America. In america you dip ur dick in melted chocolate and fuck some girl up the ass and make some fuckshit eat it.

Yoooo i did this girl swedish white chocolate....and then i made this fuckshit eat it.
It was maaaaad funny dog

by Pimpin aint ez October 26, 2004

Swedish Racehorse

To stick one's finger in somebody's painting

Your masseur broke two of my sacre bleu while giving me a swedish racehorse

by MadLIbby October 11, 2009

Swedish Cordon Bleu

When one sexual partner gets on all fours and puts their ass in the air stretching out their asshole and the other sexual partner squats on top and takes a dump inside the others asshole.

Last night James gave me the Swedish Cordon Bleu, I think I tasted his dinner.

by DrRobot August 8, 2015

Swedish Bulldozer

A game very much like chubby bunny, were two or more men put Swedish fish in their dick holes until they can't jizz anymore the loser is the one whose jizz (sperm) forces the Swedish fish out of their dick. Usually the loser gets punished by a rhinoceros dominatrix and can't use a safe word.

Guy 1: hey bud, do you wanna play Swedish bulldozer?
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play

by Hitler's Fuckbuddy January 22, 2017

Swedish Backhand

The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand

I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!

by vulvaspeed June 9, 2017

Swedish Doormat

When a man rubs the cum off his penis on a woman's pubes, before going back to intercourse.

Friend 1: Have you tried some new moves in the bedroom?
Friend 2: Yeah, I gave my girl a Swedish Doormat.

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

Swedish meatballs

Guy inserts entire package of meatball sauce up girls vagina then proceeds to shove his ball into the vagina then pulls then out and the girl sucks the “swedish meatballs”.

time for a tasty Swedish meatballs snack

by Thesexman...5 December 12, 2019