Swedish person in Lebanon

It is quite hard to find a Swedish person in Lebanon (the best country in the world) simply because there are too many hot Lebanese, which is quite distracting

Hanna: Try and find a Swedish person in Lebanon
Sami: That's impossible...

by moufanator May 31, 2010

swedish jacuzzi

When you blow raspberries into your partners asshole while they fart.

Damn dude me and my girl had some stank ass Swedish Jacuzzi last night and everything tastes like ass now

by homo duck October 2, 2020

Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Swedish Hand Towel

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.

Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.

by Vexillum April 26, 2011

swedish lobster roll

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.

Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

by Paul Nicholas May 2, 2007

Swedish nanny

Adult dress as a sexy Swedish made outfit then shit in the girls mouth, then they have to put Whipcream in the girls mouth and then Sturring while pissing in her mouth.

i did a Swedish nanny to my girl friend yesterday night,
OMG look at that sexy guy doing A Swedish nanny

by cum swapping May 22, 2010