scrotal span

The lengthwise measure of one's scrotum, generally from the base of the penis to the start of the taint.

"Whoa dude, check out the scrotal span on that guy! I wish my balls were that huge."

-or-

"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"

by Penis Inspektor January 12, 2009

scrotem yodeller

Highly specialized oral musician native to the hills of central Nevada. Hit songs include "scrotel","gurgle",and "grgrrgg"

He was the best darn scrotem yodeller this side of fallon!

by loigenstein April 20, 2009

Scrotal Dementia

definition of scrotal dementia is.. when your balls are losing their mind and they can no longer think for themselves.

dude 1.what happened to Jack the other day

dude 2. idk man.. i think he was diagnosed with scrotal dementia. He hasn't left his house in a few days after diagnosis.

dude 1. man.. that sucks.. i would have to have scrotal dementia.

dude 2. yeah man.. i didn't even think it was possible to get scrotal dementia.. but i guess it is!

by Mark Zaney January 7, 2013

scrotch

(verb) a portmanteau word of the words "scrotum" and "scratch" (or "crotch" and "scratch"); i.e., the act of scratching one's nut sack.

At the end of the day, Jerome like to kick back in front of the tube, crack open a PBR and slip his nut-sack out the side of his tighty-whiteys to do some serious scrotching; he found that that helped alleviate the day's stresses.

by Scrotey-G September 15, 2009

Strotch

The female version of the "happy trail", lying directly between the stomach and beloved crotch. In most instances, it is viewed as an area of serenity and complete comfort, for it reminds most males of being wombified.

"Dexter gets to use drugs, not say goodbye to people, and then go lay in his hot sponsor's strotch all night. Maybe WE should do that!"--James David Sickels III

by lorddominus23 August 8, 2010

Scrotarded

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.

That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc.

by OPTIMEGUS December 13, 2008

scrotched

Totally fucked up beyond all repair

Dude, that shit is scrotched

by <J> August 26, 2007