Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.

In case you actually wanted an unbiased definition...

Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.

Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.

by 084536530569569 June 7, 2011

Stephen Harper

Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition in Canada's House of Commons. Member of the Privy Council. Economist. Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Believes in equality for all Canadians. Believes that Canada deserves an accountable government.

Demand Better! Vote Conservative!

by pitz August 26, 2004

Stephen King

A fuck stick from the great state of Georgia who shares the name of the greatest writer ever! He is skilled in sending sexual texts to other peoples wifes while at the same time bad mouthing his own wife to anyone who will listen.

Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.

by Anti-Asshole November 8, 2010

Stephen

Another way of saying you shit yourself.

Guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you?

Guy 2: I just looked at the ugly dude making my starbucks drink and Stephened all over myself.

Guy 1: That's what wandering eyes get you man.

by Looking out man September 25, 2011

Stephen

A gay boy who gets bullied at school and has a dick no longer than 1 cm.

You don’t want to be a Stephen.

by BTS sucks DICK July 1, 2018

Stephen

Pretty much the most worthless person you could ever meet. He thinks he is gods gift to woman and an amazing person when actually he sucks in bed, he has multiple children that he doesnt see or pay child support for. He lies about everything and will screw a woman over any way he can and usually owes most people he knows money. He thinks he is batman and pretty much worships him but he cant really afford to have much batman stuff because he blows all his money on stupid shit then lives off everyone else.

Person 1: Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for not having a liscense?
Person 2: Yeah but he should just be arrested for being stephen.

by happy_where_i_am_cincodemayo September 29, 2011

Stephen

someone who will break your heart the minute things get rough. no matter how much you have done to make things normal with stephen, it won't matter because he'll dump you.

the song grenade by bruno mars describes a relationship with Stephen.

by ohhowcliche July 9, 2011