locker stalker

an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school

"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"

"I know he is such a locker stalker"

by youlia February 7, 2009

Stankey

Some one who thinks they're better than everyone, someone who thinks they're too cool, bad kisser, a sex obsessed virgin with a chode. Possibly unfamilar with soap.

Person 1: Ayeee, what happened to your boyfriend?
Person 2: We broke up.
Person 1: ZOMG! Why?
Person 2:He was a stankey.

Person 3: Haha, yer X was a stankey. Sucks to be you :D

by Ryuusei-Rainbow June 20, 2009

Stalker

a person who is extremely ugly who tried to rape you at a school dance ( you only danced with him because it was dark) and he follows you around school looking nauseatingly ugly and asks your friends for you info: name, number, 1st period class etc. this person never has a chance but it is fun to lead them on and play head games and make them think they actually have a chance of getting their sorry ass with you.

what the hell, why is that ugly mofo following me? hes a fucking stalker!

by Being stalked April 5, 2003

Stalker squad

A group of guys that work together to stalk a woman especialy a celeberity because they know that if they do they have a better chance of reaching there goal and getting some pie.

John is in a stalker squad that is stalking Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 December 1, 2009

Stalker

1.A creepy person who follows you everywhere, gives you flowers anonymously, tries to kiss out of the blue, (possibly) kills those he/she thinks you like, and thinks you love them.

2. A man who lives in Soviet Russia, goes to restricted areas, drinks vodka, looks for treasure and Cheeki Breeki's (NOTE: Pronounced S.T.A.L.K.E.R)

1. Jason keeps following Jane around and watches her from afar. I think he's a stalker

2. Hello there Stalker! You got any good artifacts?

by aRandomFinn June 13, 2015

Staley

A sweet humble girl you just can’t live without. She’ll make you laugh whenever you’re down. She may seem strong, but she has a lot of weakness to herself. Still, she’s a special girl with a unique name.

Chadwick: Yo Staley is so special to me idky
Chris: That’s just the way she is...

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018

Staley

(Often reffered back to former lead vocalist of Alice in Chains Layne Staley) The term is for when you are taking drugs with someone, but that certain someone accidentially takes to many drugs at once and fucking dies.

Dude...are you okay? Did you just go full Staley on me?

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018