my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

by Rick May 22, 2004

Little Spoon

When cuddling, they're the little one's, or the softest one's and need attention and protection from the big Spoon

I like to be the little Spoon

by Fstttuatsi June 7, 2021

Cholo Spoon

The act of holding one's girlfriend around the waist, from behind, while standing. Think of the cholo/chola couples you see at school, at your local mall or on the bus. There are a few different variations to the Cholo spoon and they can be modified if the Cholo proceeds to place his chin on either of his Chola's shoulders.

#1. Traditional Cholo Spoon - The Cholo clasps his hands together and rests them on his Ruca's abdominal area.

#2. Hidden Cholo Spoon - The Cholo places his hands inside the front pocket of his Heina's giant hooded sweatshirt causing his hands to be hidden from plain view.

#3. Mobile Cholo Spoon - The Cholo and his Vieja walk to the same destination in the act of the Traditional Cholo Spoon or the Hidden Cholo Spoon.

Ex. #1
Tom: Dude, check out Lil' Joker and La Shy Girl. I bet you they're only Cholo Spooning to hide his boner.

Bill: Yeah, you'd think his dickies that are 12 sizes too big would do the trick.

Ex. #2
Fred: Do you see Spooky working a Hidden Cholo Spoon on Baby Giggles?

Barry: Holy Balls! I wonder if he's giving her the business underneath that giant hooded sweatshirt.

Ex. #3
Harry: Dude! Look at Mr. Puppet and Tiny Lil Whisper go! That must be the fastest Mobile Cholo Spoon I've ever seen!

Ed: If the Mobile Cholo Spoon was an Olympic event, cholos would take the gold, for sure! . . . .You probably won't believe this but they wouldn't even have to take it because I think they'd have a legitimate shot at winning it fair and square.

by Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe January 24, 2011

Drop the spoon

When you drop the spoon, you’ll usually get chased around the house by you’re daddy since you flashed your lingerie while picking it up, then you’ll magically end up on top of her :P.

“Who says daddy is the only one who can have a little fun? I’m gonna drop the spoon to be a little bratty sub :P”

by You’reWelcomeAnonymous_dom September 1, 2019

hotdog spoon

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.

Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.

by TZONE August 18, 2006

Frothy Spoon

To Spoon ones partner whilst having pre-cum on the tip of your penis

Sue pulled away as James tried a frothy spoon in bed, it was stuck to her back like a lollipop

by IT_CROWD November 19, 2014

greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004