Spooning chips

Eating chips with a spoon because your nails are freshly painted and you don't want to wreck them.

I'm spooning chips so I can rock my pretty nails.

by Focca July 14, 2011

Doom spoons

Another word for cobra. smol cobras are teaspoons of doom

1:doom spoons are yes
1:agreed
1: oh shit i forgot to change accounts
3: its ok bro we all agree

by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018

Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.

M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!

by Zing111 July 4, 2016

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018

Moon And Spoon

Moon and spoon meaning when you moon your ass at another spoon and then proceed to use a spoon to spoon out your own asshole

Me and the boys like to moon and spoon the locals schools

by Ddsbigs June 25, 2021

pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.

" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."

by jehgduoeg May 15, 2015

The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018