The "Spencer"

The "Spencer" is when you invite a hookup over for a special night and then turn around and just cuddle naked with them with no sexual contact

Dude! Jane Doe invited me over and pulled The "Spencer"

by ThicccJuul November 8, 2018

Common sense

Something everybody on the internet lacks

Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018

connor sense

It’s a term used in the Boston area for snowflakes that don’t know better but try their best to bullshit they know is going on.

His Connor Sense was so strong that he couldn’t find the ruler under his nose.

by Namejs January 13, 2019

common sense by thomas paine

The book Angelica has been reading lately

I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

by gundhamtanakasuperfan February 1, 2019

Your sense Dey leak

As a word simply describes aa an (idiot) talking out of sense, (humour) (meaningless talks) (mentally deranged)

Broh, it's like your sense Dey leak, you are losing it.

Sisi, you are going off point, you Dey talk like who her sense Dey leak.

by Jay-Dre January 1, 2020

Common sense

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.

The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021