"A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big hea-"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"
"Dude this is the 15th time i've heard this shut up"
by y0ur_pseud0nym April 15, 2021
Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
by minebob October 08, 2019
When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.
“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”
by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019
Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
by bobby swoledick brothers February 07, 2010
by Crackycraker June 03, 2021
When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 06, 2021