liquid salt

salt kills leeches. therefore, when somebody is trying to leech off your funtimes, you express the desire for some "liquid salt" to get rid of them.

annoying person: omg we are having so much fun together lol lol!
me: so god help me, i need some liquid salt right now!

by ls-user March 5, 2005

Salt Mackerel

a reference to a girl that is probably very pretty, but you don't like her, or she is very ugly and only you think that
it can also man a girl with no standards or low quality

"Hey Joey, whats up?"
Nothing much Jake. Did you see Trisha today? Oh my GOD she was looking fine as everr!"
"What? She's nothing dude. That chick is just some salt mackerel."
"You only say that because she doesn't like you."
"I told you not to bring that up man"

by rakeem-o-mundo April 23, 2008

saltinity

The level of salt in a body of water.

The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.

by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.

I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!

by The White Shine December 28, 2009

Salt spray

Australian term for getting cum in the face

Oi mate he salt sprayed in my face!

by xjoshx123456 May 20, 2011

Salt Bae

1.A person you are so used to that it sometimes makes you salty when they aren't around.
2. Someone who you're around 24/7. They are usually there for you whenever you need them. This kind of person would be up at 2am if you happened to text them. But they aren't so available anymore.

My bestfriend is my salt bae since they moved.

by Sakabi Otose March 15, 2020

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009