Social gardening

The act of removing someone from your contacts list on a social networking site, your phone or email contact list.
Wow, I'm really sick of all these social vampires who always ask me to help them, but never return the favor. I think it's time to do a little social gardening.
by Captain Underpants III January 05, 2011
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Social Herpes

A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
by Sore Ant October 20, 2009
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social quicksand

A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.
Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.
by photojenna July 11, 2008
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Social Disease

A disease that is prevalent among certain social groups due to a predisposition caused by adverse conditions
Head-Shrinker: in my opinion this child does not need his head shrunk at all, juvenile deliquency is purely a social disease.
Riff: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!
by Dogwould March 26, 2018
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social acceptance

Social acceptance is the fact that most people, in order to fit in with the others, look and act like them. It stops (mostly) everyone from truly being themselves. It's is also the reason most people look painfully average. See conformist.
by Keael April 12, 2006
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social society

social society

noun

natural society which defines the natural order of things or the natural community as is in the state of nature. Social society, in contrast, however, constitutes what is categorized as a human or manmade community.
social society defines the aggregate of a group of individuals and families coming together in one physical location in order to establish a community.
by Baron Neville June 26, 2017
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social butter

Can you please pass me the social butter so that I can engage in sexual intercourse with my significant other/random hook up?
by Sgt. Salt April 18, 2010
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