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socially gawkward

A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.
Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.
by rutzy342 November 19, 2009
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Social Herpes

A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
by Sore Ant October 20, 2009
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social quicksand

A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.
Sorry I was late, hon, the woman behind me in line at the market sucked me into a social quicksand.
by photojenna June 30, 2008
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Social Disease

A disease that is prevalent among certain social groups due to a predisposition caused by adverse conditions
Head-Shrinker: in my opinion this child does not need his head shrunk at all, juvenile deliquency is purely a social disease.
Riff: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!
by Dogwould May 16, 2018
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social acceptance

Social acceptance is the fact that most people, in order to fit in with the others, look and act like them. It stops (mostly) everyone from truly being themselves. It's is also the reason most people look painfully average. See conformist.
by Keael April 27, 2006
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Socially Competitive

Striving to be socially better or more fun than everyone else in the room just for bragging rights. This often includes creating random adventures and outings just to have a story to tell the next day.
Lysa: So what did you do yesterday?
G'na: I totally went out on a Tuesday night, won a dance off and received a drunken marriage proposal from a 41 year old man named Skip.
Lysa: Oh, I finished my novel.

(As you can see G'na was socially competitive and blew Lysa's recap of her night out of the water)
by Leelia July 21, 2009
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social society

social society

noun

natural society which defines the natural order of things or the natural community as is in the state of nature. Social society, in contrast, however, constitutes what is categorized as a human or manmade community.
social society defines the aggregate of a group of individuals and families coming together in one physical location in order to establish a community.
by Baron Neville June 26, 2017
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