smoth

An animal that is a cross between a moth and a sloth. A person could possibly attain the metaphysical properties of a smoth if he or she is baptized in the waters beneath a dome-like structure that is beside a lake.

He's moving like a smoth! I feel like a smoth! You wakeboard like a smoth! I AM A SMOTH!

by DJF2 August 10, 2009

rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009

Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

sloothy

To be very sneeky, and undetected.

Cy was very sloothy as she moved thru the walmart arena, searching out her opponents.

by Super Cy July 8, 2005

smoochums

smoochums is a synonym for “hot smexy 5000 bbl girl queen slay kitty legend” and only hot girls use it so if your not a hot girl then don’t use it.

omg that girl gianna is tots smoochums like slay kitty bbl sister queen

by Zilmar February 14, 2022

nutt smothering

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.

Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009