dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016

bomb smuggler

A girl with *much* larger breasts than anyone realizes because she always wears loose-fitting clothes

I hooked up with Gwen last night...turns out she's a bomb smuggler!

by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016

horsie smorgle

A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.

what a horsie smorgle dude.

by poop stain in the house56789 January 27, 2017

toe smuggler

This is the name given to a certain species who are able to smuggle drugs via the toe area. This done by wrapping a plaster around the toe which is able to hide the narcotics.

My names joe and I'm a toe smuggler.

by Toesmugglingfanboy March 17, 2017

pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

pung smuggler

A Pung smuggler is someone who is not just from this world but from all realities at once. A spiritual entity.

Yo that Bong hit has made me a Pung smuggler

by Unholy_minds October 12, 2017

beer smuggle

it when you smuggle beer up your anoos

during the native tribe war the used the "beer smuggle" to get there drank on

by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017