smiling caboose

When you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your rectum and uncross them. Enjoy

Last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!

by Atomic Shadow & Smil3kills August 25, 2013

Ullapool Smile

The scars left behind after stapling one's cheeks from the sides of the mouth to the ears, then removing the staples by hand, leaving a series of scars similar in design to a Glasgow Smile.

My work colleague told me about a friend of his in high school who would actually staple his own cheeks with a stapler for fun. He joked that he scars he got didn't create a Glasgow Smile, but rather what he called an "Ullapool Smile".

by ComradeSasquatch August 3, 2018

Jersey Smile

When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.

Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen

by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019

Slut Smile

A techniqye in political journalism media debate that commentator keeps smiling on tv channels although artificially to impose or sell his/ her ideas ,analyses , argument/narrative as Valid/True influencing emotional psychological cognitive systems to confuse audiences .

here is minister of defense again. Idont like her Slut Smile at all.her arguament about increading military budget doesnt make sense at all.

by TourageKnight August 29, 2023

The Company Smile

The act of getting non-consensual activity in your anal cavity by management.

Management gave the Temporary Employees brand new trucks.

But all Ryan received was “The Company Smile”

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

Smile Attack

To suddenly be hit with something that makes you happy when you weren’t expecting it

Don’t compliment me so suddenly! I’m not used to smile attacks like this

by Judy made this word March 24, 2023

flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.

Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.

by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023