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Smart-Arse-Tax

A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:

(1) through sarcasm,

(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or

(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
by A smart arse November 30, 2011
mugGet the Smart-Arse-Taxmug.

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
mugGet the Smart Carmug.

Smart Water

I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water
by The original dude August 2, 2019
mugGet the Smart Watermug.

Not To Smart Bud

"Not To Smart Bud" is a catchphrase is commonly used as an interjection to point out a person’s mistakes.
"Aww man I just just fell over in front of a cute girl I liked"

"Not to Smart Bud"
by Monkeyspan June 12, 2012
mugGet the Not To Smart Budmug.

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
mugGet the smart like tractormug.

Smart Ass Bitch

Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...

1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!

2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
by Army_Wife March 26, 2013
mugGet the Smart Ass Bitchmug.

bow-tie smart

There is regular smart and then there is bow-tie smart.
"shit, that dude is smart"
"no way man, that mother fucker is bow-tie smart!"
mugGet the bow-tie smartmug.

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