A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
by A smart arse November 30, 2011
by The original dude August 02, 2019
What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 07, 2012
"Not To Smart Bud" is a catchphrase is commonly used as an interjection to point out a person’s mistakes.
by Monkeyspan March 05, 2012
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...
1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Better than a dumb ass
...
1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
by Army_Wife March 27, 2013
by I know the wigged avengers May 06, 2008