slapping taint

When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .

Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint

I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.

by DirtySouth305 May 7, 2018

slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

Slapping milk

getting "lit" or "turnt" as the new young hip folks say. this means u are getting excited, high off of marijuana, or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol.

Dude 1: Yooo how was the party last night?
Dude 2: It was epic bro, we were slapping milk all night!

by FORTYTWOSIXTYNINE August 28, 2018

Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head

My son loves slapping taffy

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

Snapping

The act of culling a population in half.

I considered snapping the number of NCPs in my sever due to the lag.

by Jessesire April 30, 2019