Slump Bitch

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to [e-mail].

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!

Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.

by M. Kay November 15, 2010

African Slumber Party

The act of crapping on both sides of a friend's head while they are sleeping over to create the illusion of Africans having a slumber pary from afar.

When Bill told me he didn't have my money the night he came to sleep over i decided to throw him an African Slumber Party.

by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009

slump

Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.

I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...

by mishee August 13, 2011

slumber party

Where several youngsters share a child's bedroom during his nap-time, to make said unwelcome sleep-period seem less boring and distressing. Similar to how a small group of neighborhood pre-teens will jog along wif a child who is having to do boring/arduous chores around da yard, so dat he feels less unhappy performing said drudgery.

Parents take note: if your child finds nap-time so torturously agonizing that he actually needs to hold an impromptu slumber party just to get through it, perhaps he doesn't even need the naps at his age, and so you should no longer insist on them.

by QuacksO August 5, 2019

Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.

Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."

by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010

Slumbergate

A conspiracy in the Dallas Cowboys football organization in which WR Terrel Owens along with fellow WRs (names don't matter) believe that Tony Romo makes special plays with his favorite reciever, and friend, TE Jason Witten in hotel rooms during road trips.

The wide reciever core called a special meeting on December 11 with the offensive coordinator to iron out the issue.

Guy 1: "Have you heard about Slumbergate?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I think TO is just bitchin'."

by Kable24 December 19, 2008

slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 9, 2009