When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
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