I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.
To slipe - a dog shuffling along the ground on two legs, scraping its arse on the floor to clear blocked anal glands. The equivalent of a good human scratch, usually caused after too much rich food.
A coastal hipster / prone to ocean-gazing / beard optional. Primarily found in Sydney's Eastern coastal suburbs of Bondi, Tamarama, Bronte and, increasingly, Coogee.
May be foiund as far South as St. Kilda beach in Melbourne.
Bazza is a such a shipster - he sits in the beer garden of the Coogee Bay Hotel all weekend, sipping his craft ale, and watching the boats go by. I heard he's even thinking of trimming his beard.