slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Slippery kebab

Cum leaking from a hammered vagina directly after ejaculation

Would you like a towel to clean your slippery kebab darling?

by Pedrostallion October 2, 2016

Slippery Marvin

When you take a shit inside someones mouth and then tape/glue/stitch it closed so they cant open their mouth

1: "Open wide"
2: "Why?"
1: "Because I'm gonna give you a slippery marvin"
2: "😳"

by Martin999 January 3, 2021

Slippery Mantis

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.

Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.

by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

Slippery Nickel

When a nickel is soaked in a combination of sperm and urine and the nickel is then put into everyones mouth and swallowed

It was so crazy i actually wanted to do a slippery nickel

by Hornyforhire August 2, 2010

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019