Silent Bowling

The girls that get…get and the girls who don’t…don’t

Silent Bowling am I right?!

by CSS October 5, 2023

silent otter

A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms

“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”

by Brilliantlyflattenedthecurve September 25, 2020

Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.

When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

silent stinker

A fart that is let off silently and has a deadly stink

Awww!!! Who farted!!! It’s a silent stinker

** and tommy is seen smiling in the corner **

by CL3rsz May 23, 2018

Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.

“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations

by SilentDamp 😉 June 7, 2018

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011

silent but friendly

Passing gas or farting where the offender produces unrecognizable odor and events continue on as usual

Bob was watching tv with his girlfriend and let out a silent but friendly fart which caused no discernible odor, thus allowing the couple to finish watching the program and bang until the sun came up.

by punkrocklava November 17, 2021