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penis shitter

some one who shits penises duh!
Hey I just shit a penis! That's weird!
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Phantom Shitter

A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003
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shitter's remorse

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.
Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.
by Shady Jay May 10, 2011
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Shittery

Adj. - The feeling of being so nervous, jumpy and jittery that you are close to having the shits.
Adj. "That girl on The X Factor looked real shittery before her first live performance"
by kelvinbenedict October 14, 2013
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Shitter speed

The speed in which you run to the shitter.
My shitter speed is really fast.
by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018
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Kitchen Shitter

People who, despite the existence of another, distant bathroom in the house, insist on 'blowing out' in the bathroom adjacent to the kitchen.
Lord, we're trying to cook dinner in here Bubba. Don't be a Kitchen Shitter! Take that shit down the hall!
by Gregory & Tari January 7, 2011
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Office shitter

Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 19, 2011
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