Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

Sheet Geek

noun phrase: A creative designer, expert developer and passionate lover of electronic spreadsheets.

Ever since he took those spreadsheet courses, Marvin has turned into a real Sheet Geek.

by M A S November 9, 2006

Sheet Back

Noun, An insulting ethnic slur against ghosts and poltergeists. Originated from Seattle in 2011.

I have to move, my house is haunted by those damn sheet backs.

by GingerMan38 June 4, 2011

Sheet eater

Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.

Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”

by SHITIMDEADAGAIN June 17, 2022

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

Sheet

1. A layer of stuff on a bed
2. Stuff in your pants when you have Mexican food
3. Slang for shit

Holy sheet!

by TanksAlotYT June 12, 2019