sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017

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Rap Sheet

A c.v., if you will, of one's criminal accomplishments

THIS dude had a rap sheet long as my arm. So I hired him to hit some licks.

by Elle2x March 1, 2019

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release the blue sheets

Hashtag #releasethebluesheets for stock market $mmtlp movement fighting for fair and free market trading for retail investors. Phrase was credited to retail investor space host DrewDiligence.

Hey @finra release the blue sheets #releasethebluesheets.

by MMTLP March 26, 2023

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Sheet rock Angel

The end result of any physical altercation involving a huge moron named Ed, a fellow employee, and a sheet rocked wall.

STFU Noob, say one more thing to me and I will make you a Sheet Rock Angel.

by We Drink tonight October 21, 2010

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Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock

Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.

by tickl1sh May 29, 2014

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1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)

Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.

by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010

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