fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

sheets

method of smoking cocaine off of tin foil after mixing a solution of cocaine, baking soda and water and letting dry.

"hey, mix up a couple sheets if you want"

by foil god January 16, 2015

Foley’s shitty sheets

You dont wanna know

“Foley clean your shitty sheets”~ Ma
“They’re fresh Ma”~ Foley

Foley’s shitty sheets

by 1234jakdks May 4, 2021

Sheet

Julian for either "child", "shield", "shit" or "sheet"… Nobody really knows, except for Bilna.

Last Halloween, I saw a small sheet dressed as a gladiator, wearing a sheet, sword and sheet. He kept running around stabbing sheets on the street. No cap.

by Herpa_derp May 4, 2023

Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.

Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!

by Trail head girl October 14, 2022

Yeet sheet music

You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.

I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.

by okboomer457293 November 5, 2020

Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).

My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024