Britney Spears

Perfection. Aphrodite. Every heterosexual, american male's wet dream.

Man # 1: Damn dude did you see the new britney video?
Man #2: Yea dog i was jizzin in my pants uncontrollably!!

by Greg Mclario June 14, 2005

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Bullshitney Spears

A girl or boy who is accused of being a britney spears fan, while really thinking she is a whore

When the frau told ali that making fun of britney spears wasnt funny, "especally if she was a fan of hers", ali became a bullshitney spears

by Herr Hausen September 24, 2005

Britney Spears

Jesus Christ. Britney Spears is a fucking high-class skank. She french-kissed Madonna's old ass, and she fucked the douchebag wigger K-Fed, and the NSYNC assrammer Justin Timberlake. I feel sorry for whoever fucked that muff cabbage... She only looks half way decent when she has makeup. For all the people who say that she's "beautiful", check out the picture of her with makeup and the one without. GOOD LORD. She's a fat and disgusting cock master. Who needed to sit the fuck down a looonnngggg time ago. >:-(
Thank You.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A HIGH-CLASS SKANK.

by we're all awesome, yo. March 23, 2011

Britney Spears circa 2007

Referring to the amazing comeback year of Britney Spears, although she may have been absent in the music scene, she will conquer again!

I didn't do well on my test, but next time I will be like Britney Spears circa 2007 and make a comeback!

by CallyLove August 12, 2007

britney spears

For all u wannabe Britney haters. It sure looks like you have time to let her occupy your mind. I guess you have a trashy mind then. Look in the mirror,and find your real issues. Your ugly, jealous and poor most likely. You are a follower, and just want to be on the bandwagon to fit in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steve: britney spears is a whore.
stephanie: no she isn't

by Stephanie Hopkins March 14, 2008

Britney Spears

An amazing person who actually has it tough if you consider her complete lack of privacy that yes was brought on my her own fame but still is way more intense than other celebrities..everyone can say she is terrible but than why is her CD top of the charts and her concert sold out?? Go Britbrit!!

Britney Spears inspires girls across the world to be independant and go after their dreams..

by BuffyBabe January 20, 2009