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Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy
After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum
by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023
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Shampoo

While a girl is giving you a blow job when you are about to cum you take her head and make it face down then you cum all over the top of her head.
Mary hadn't taken a shower in a while so she insisted on me giving her Shampoo
by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008
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SAMP

Smiling at my phone - Replaces the often misused "LOL" and "LMAO" when a person finds something funny and is merely smiling at their phone but not actually laughing.
That's really funny I can' t believe you said that SAMP
by Mr_Biggs May 1, 2011
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Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.
Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha
by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007
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Sampson

Noun

A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.

Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?

You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.
by goosta March 26, 2011
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sample music

To steal part of a song, usually the hook or chorus, and insert it into a crappy song so that the otherwise crappy song is tolerable. This "sampling" is usually blatantly obvious.
"Have you heard FloRida's new song 'Sugar'?"

"Ew, the one where he steals, I mean samples music from that crappy techno song 'I'm Blue'?

"Yeah, it came on the radio last night and I couldn't stay in my car, it was too horrible. I hate songs that sample music"
by Interficio August 17, 2009
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Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.
by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008
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