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Victoria's Secret Employee

A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus
The Victoria's Secret Employees just make it so lovely to shop in their store!
by Rynn is a pretty name August 20, 2010
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pop secret

"pop secret."
1. you pick up some random girl
2. you bring her back to your room
3. you drill a hole in her head
4. you popcorn kernels in her head
5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes
6. you proceed to use the melted butter as lube while you skull fuck her
7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario
8. you never....EVER...call her parents again
9. rinse and repeat
10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller's day off
11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn
12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized
NDK...took hoyt to his room and pop secreted the shit out of that angry hoe!!!!!

ferris bueller rules!!!!!!!!
by Mr. boyt December 28, 2007
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secret garden

The private toilet that every office building has, but not many know about.
They had chili and waffle fries for lunch, I need to make a stop to the secret garden
by not_gogos November 16, 2011
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Girl Talk Secret Diary

The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.
When I want to hear the teachings of the gospel, I turn to Girl Talk Secret Diary.
by Cheaps April 7, 2008
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secret fight

when two friends are both angry at each other, but neither one acknowledges it. therefore, they are fighting, but not really. popular among teenage girls.
haley:"i think meg and i are having a secret fight. she was totally flirting with my boyfriend at jake's party last night."

marie: "yeah, she said she was mad that you were dating him. you guys didn't talk about it? you must be having a secret fight..."
by leah January 2, 2009
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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secret slut

some of low character; some one lacking virtue and honor. It should be noted that this person is not suspected of these crimes of chastity
A: You will never believe what I just found out!
B: ?
A: You remember Susie, that real quiet girl? Apparently she's been hookin' since she was old enough to drive.
B: I never would've suspected her of being a secret slut! She seemed like such a nice girl
by dragonsnakelover June 11, 2009
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