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Seal

A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).
Player: Arf Arf
Seal: ???
Player: I'm calling you free meat, seal.
by Freznicklattebottom May 6, 2020
mugGet the Sealmug.

seal

seals are the silliest animals in this planet and they are also a family of animals that refers to earless seals, eared seals, and walruses. earless seals are also known as "true seals" while eared seals are either sea lions or fur seals and walruses are self-explanatory. seals are goofy by far the goofiest animals alive and are very cool
hey look a seal
by Raptor studio September 20, 2023
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The First Seal

Counquest is the first seal
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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Seal Team Six

Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.
Seal Team Six is at it again.
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
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Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin
That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.
by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023
mugGet the Black Sealmug.

break your seal

when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.
friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020
mugGet the break your sealmug.

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