Scrumpdate

A specific date/time where a team meets to discuss any updates on the newest sprint team or recent developments.

Hey, Pete is going to join our scrumpdate later today.

by Notactuallyahumanatall May 20, 2020

Scrumposie

Bomb af

That dick was scrumposie

by Scrumposiedude May 24, 2020

Scrumpšus

The mighty lord Pietor uses this word when something is delicious
Pietor´s way of saying scrumptious

Pietor: Kája´s booty is Scrumpšus
David: What is you doing ?!

by Peasant of Pietor June 5, 2020

Scrumpy

A state of being confused and pitiful, combined with a messy look. It usually occurs after a hard nap in a car or a good night of sleep. Derived from the word shrimp as a way to make one feel pitiful, which evolved into scrimp, and then scrump, and finally paired with the definition of frumpy to create “scrumpy”.

Did you just wake up from a nap? You look scrumpy.

Aww look, a lost puppy, poor little scrump.

by Geese Reenwood December 19, 2020

Scrumpshis

"Scrumpshis" {srump- shis} Something is delicious but saying delicious or saying its amazing or great is to boring you say this food is Scrumpshis!

Mom: I tried a new recipe for this steak let me know how it is!
You: Wow mom this steak is very Scrumpshis!

by crazyHorssgirl January 1, 2021

Scrumpf

To shag, make love, have carnal knowledge, have sex

I am hoping that maybe later i will get to take your clothes off and scrumpf you.

by Woody Sp February 13, 2021

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021