Scoosch

A person that has all traits of a dork, looser, geek, asshole, freak, idiot.

I was driving down the 15 freeway and this SCOOSCH cut me off.

by so-cal-riv-kid April 9, 2009

scotch

this is addressed to the person who submitted the definition on mar 7th 2003. people who aren't from scotland quite often call scotsmen "scotch".

"you winging scotch twat"

by ollie June 22, 2006

scotching

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

by toggerz November 7, 2007

sconsin face

A term used for people with an ugly fat inbred cheese loving face. It stems from the word Wisconsin, a word synonymous with bordom and dumb people

One Chicagoan to another. "Oh Shit did you plow her?" "Nah man, she's got the sconsin face. I can see, I'm no helen Keller."

by Canon69 November 15, 2019

Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

Scotch Mist

an evil highland force; the ghosts of Scottish warriors trapped in foggy mist

A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital

by Captain Siberia March 14, 2008

scooseberry

when asking another person to move out your way, this is a polite, jokey saying,
i dont really know where this came from, its one i made up, most proberly because its a mix between scuze me and gooseberry,

scooseberry, can i get to my chair,

by xcatiex May 27, 2007